Monday, March 18, 2024

March 17, 2024 Message Skit Mark 11:20 – 13:37

Part 1

This is a behind the scenes dialog among Jesus’ opponents. A passage is read. We then see their response and their next strategy.

Cast: 
P- Pharisee (capable by exasperated)
H- Herodian (a bit of a bungler)
S- Sadducee (educated, poised, a bit superior)

Setting: Cast members are gathered around a microphone in the front. Wear robes from the costume closets.


Reading: Mark 11:10-25
In the morning as they passed by, they saw the fig tree withered away to its roots. 21Then Peter remembered and said to him, “Rabbi, look! The fig tree that you cursed has withered.” 22Jesus answered them, “Have faith in God. 23Truly I tell you, if you say to this mountain, ‘Be taken up and thrown into the sea,’ and if you do not doubt in your heart, but believe that what you say will come to pass, it will be done for you. 24So I tell you, whatever you ask for in prayer, believe that you have received it, and it will be yours. 25“Whenever you stand praying, forgive, if you have anything against anyone; so that your Father in heaven may also forgive you your trespasses.”


S: Nazareth? Nothing good’s ever come out of Nazareth. Search the scriptures and you won’t find anything saying a prophet will rise from Nazareth.

P: I tell you. He’s from Nazareth.

S: Well then he’s not good for much, is he? Nazareth of Galilee, of all places! Galileans are notorious for their ignorance and poor morals. And this Jesus guy comes from there? How can this be?

H: Yeah, the whole lot of them were Galileans. I saw them two days ago. They looked like it. They had the accent. They even did a Galilee-style entrance. It was silly. The preacher guy Jesus was riding on a little donkey’s colt as he came over the Mount of Olives. Pathetic! His followers were laying their dirty cloaks on the road and spreading out branches for him to ride over. What a bunch of hicks!

P: But the crowds love him.

S: The crowds are fools. That’s what we have to worry about. If they get all riled up over this itinerant preacher guy then there could be trouble. You know, Pilate’s come in from his headquarters to personally oversee security in Jerusalem for Passover. He’s not fooling around. We don’t need any riots, or any reason for him to crack down on us.

P: Jesus certainly created a stir in the temple yesterday. You both saw it. He overturned the tables of the money changers. He drove out some of the animals. He got in the way of the temple staff. Then he said something about, “Take all these things out of here.” He seems to think God has rejected the temple.

S: Well, we got it all calmed down again and Pilate was none the wiser. Still though, I’ll rest easier once Passover is over and this guy goes back where he came from!

H: Did you hear about that fig tree?

P: Leave it to you, a Herodian, to bring up that gossip!

S: No, I didn’t hear about it.

H: It’s not gossip. I saw it! Yesterday he cursed a fig tree that was by the side of the road. And today it’s dead!

P: Prove it.

H: Go see for yourself.

P: I don’t care what it looks like. Lots of things can cause a fig tree to wither.

S: Still, let’s keep an eye on the situation. If rumors like that go too far it’ll be all the harder for us to contain this mess. I say we get our people together and all go to the temple. We can confront this Jesus guy first hand.


Reading: Mark 11:27-33
Again they came to Jerusalem. As he was walking in the temple, the chief priests, the scribes, and the elders came to him 28and said, “By what authority are you doing these things? Who gave you this authority to do them?” 29Jesus said to them, “I will ask you one question; answer me, and I will tell you by what authority I do these things. 30Did the baptism of John come from heaven, or was it of human origin? Answer me.” 31They argued with one another, “If we say, ‘From heaven,’ he will say, ‘Why then did you not believe him?’ 32But shall we say, ‘Of human origin’?” —they were afraid of the crowd, for all regarded John as truly a prophet. 33So they answered Jesus, “We do not know.” And Jesus said to them, “Neither will I tell you by what authority I am doing these things.”


S: He is a slippery character. He might be from Nazareth, but he knows how to debate!

P: You got that right! I thought we had him, but he flipped things around with his John the Baptist question. Of course we know John was a nut; living out in the wilderness, wearing skins, eating locusts. He’s also from Galilee, just the sort of thing that always comes from there.

S: But the people like John too.

H: He was actually harmless.

P: Yes, he was harmless. But he’s not harmless if Jesus is using him to whip up support from the crowds.


Reading: Mark 12:1-12
Then he began to speak to them in parables. “A man planted a vineyard, put a fence around it, dug a pit for the wine press, and built a watchtower; then he leased it to tenants and went to another country. 2When the season came, he sent a slave to the tenants to collect from them his share of the produce of the vineyard. 3But they seized him, and beat him, and sent him away empty-handed. 4And again he sent another slave to them; this one they beat over the head and insulted.5Then he sent another, and that one they killed. And so it was with many others; some they beat, and others they killed. 6He had still one other, a beloved son. Finally he sent him to them, saying, ‘They will respect my son.’ 7But those tenants said to one another, ‘This is the heir; come, let us kill him, and the inheritance will be ours.’ 8So they seized him, killed him, and threw him out of the vineyard. 9What then will the owner of the vineyard do? He will come and destroy the tenants and give the vineyard to others. 10Have you not read this scripture:
‘The stone that the builders rejected
has become the cornerstone;
11this was the Lord’s doing,
and it is amazing in our eyes’?”
12When they realized that he had told this parable against them, they wanted to arrest him, but they feared the crowd. So they left him and went away.

S: He’s aiming for us. There’s no doubt about it.

P: That he is!

H: Yup. We might have a fight on our hands.

S: We have to do this carefully. He’s clever. And he knows scriptures better than I thought someone from Nazareth would know them. But we can trap him.

P: I have a plan.

S: You do?

P: Yes. You know the poll tax, the one Rome imposed on every Jewish person twenty years ago? Let’s ask Jesus about that. What does he think? There’s no way out. If Jesus says, “Yes, pay the tax,” then we’ll tell the crowds that Jesus supports the Roman occupation of our land. If Jesus says, “No, don’t pay the tax,” then we’ll turn him over to the Romans for being a rebel.

S: Brilliant.

H: Yeah, brilliant.


Reading: Mark 12:13-17
Then they sent to him some Pharisees and some Herodians to trap him in what he said. 14And they came and said to him, “Teacher, we know that you are sincere, and show deference to no one; for you do not regard people with partiality, but teach the way of God in accordance with truth. Is it lawful to pay taxes to the emperor, or not? 15Should we pay them, or should we not?” But knowing their hypocrisy, he said to them, “Why are you putting me to the test? Bring me a denarius and let me see it.” 16And they brought one. Then he said to them, “Whose head is this, and whose title?” They answered, “The emperor’s.” 17Jesus said to them, “Give to the emperor the things that are the emperor’s, and to God the things that are God’s.” And they were utterly amazed at him.


P: You idiot! You complete and total idiot!

H: What, me?!?

P: Yes, you! How much more stupid could you get!

S: I take it things didn’t go well.

P: You could say that again!

S: What happened?

P: So we had Jesus in our trap. We had asked him about paying taxes. He couldn’t get out of it. So he said, “Bring me a denarius and let me see it.” And what do you think our dimwitted Herodian friend here did?

S: He didn’t.

P: He did! The idiot!

H: How was I supposed to know?

P: What were you doing in the temple with that coin?!? It had the graven image of the emperor on it! You’re lucky the crowd didn’t rebel against you right then and there!

S: He was in the temple with a denarius in his pocket?

P: Yep.

S: (Sighs and drops his head.) …and he pulled it out and showed it to Jesus.

H: What’s wrong with that? Jesus asked for one.

P: Then you should have said, “What sort of Jew do you think I am? I wouldn’t bring a coin with the message “Caesar, son of the divine,” inscribed on it into the temple!

H: But I had done that. I had it in my pocket.

P: I know. And so do all the crowds. You could have fried an egg on my face for the shame!

H: It’s only a coin. It’s not a big deal.

S: It is a big deal! That’s breaking the 10 Commandments!

P: The crowds laughed at us. Jesus’ stock is rising as we speak.

S: Don’t worry. There are other ways. I have a plan too.



Reading: Mark 12:18-27
\me Sadducees, who say there is no resurrection, came to him and asked him a question, saying, 19“Teacher, Moses wrote for us that ‘if a man’s brother dies, leaving a wife but no child, the man shall marry the widow and raise up children for his brother.’ 20There were seven brothers; the first married and, when he died, left no children; 21and the second married her and died, leaving no children; and the third likewise; 22none of the seven left children. Last of all the woman herself died. 23In the resurrection whose wife will she be? For the seven had married her.”
24Jesus said to them, “Is not this the reason you are wrong, that you know neither the scriptures nor the power of God? 25For when they rise from the dead, they neither marry nor are given in marriage, but are like angels in heaven. 26And as for the dead being raised, have you not read in the book of Moses, in the story about the bush, how God said to him, ‘I am the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob’? 27He is God not of the dead, but of the living; you are quite wrong.”


P: (to S) So much for your trap.

H: (to S) Yeah, so much for your trap.

S: He is a clever one, that’s for sure. Are you sure he’s from Nazareth in Galilee? How did anyone from there get the learning he has? I don’t see how he wiggled out of my resurrection trap. It was fool proof. There was no way he could answer correctly.

P: Well he certainly did wiggle out of it! I respect you, and all, but your beliefs try to limit God too much.

S: Logic is logic. Period.

P: God is beyond logic.

S: Who’s side are you on, anyway?

P: I’m not defending Jesus. I’m just saying your trap wasn’t as foolproof as you thought.

H: Yeah, Jesus beat you fair and square.

P: It’s time to me to confront him directly. We Pharisees know the law. I’m just going to ask him basic question of orthodoxy.


Reading: Mark 12:28-40
One of the scribes came near and heard them disputing with one another, and seeing that he answered them well, he asked him, “Which commandment is the first of all?” 29Jesus answered, “The first is, ‘Hear, O Israel: the Lord our God, the Lord is one; 30you shall love the Lord your God with all your heart, and with all your soul, and with all your mind, and with all your strength.’ 31The second is this, ‘You shall love your neighbor as yourself.’ There is no other commandment greater than these.” 32Then the scribe said to him, “You are right, Teacher; you have truly said that ‘he is one, and besides him there is no other’; 33and ‘to love him with all the heart, and with all the understanding, and with all the strength,’ and ‘to love one’s neighbor as oneself,’ —this is much more important than all whole burnt offerings and sacrifices.” 34When Jesus saw that he answered wisely, he said to him, “You are not far from the kingdom of God.” After that no one dared to ask him any question.
While Jesus was teaching in the temple, he said, “How can the scribes say that the Messiah is the son of David? David himself, by the Holy Spirit, declared,
‘The Lord said to my Lord,
“Sit at my right hand,
until I put your enemies under your feet.”’
37David himself calls him Lord; so how can he be his son?” And the large crowd was listening to him with delight.
38As he taught, he said, “Beware of the scribes, who like to walk around in long robes, and to be greeted with respect in the marketplaces, 39and to have the best seats in the synagogues and places of honor at banquets! 40They devour widows’ houses and for the sake of appearance say long prayers. They will receive the greater condemnation.”


S: That was no trap. That wasn’t even a challenge! It’s like you were sucking up to Jesus.

P: What can I say? He impressed me. He may be from Nazareth, but he’s built on solid knowledge. He knows the foundations of faith well.

H: I didn’t understand that Messiah as the son of David bit that he said.

S: No, I wouldn’t expect you to.

H: I’m not a dunce.

P: You sure acted like it when you pulled out that coin in the temple!

S: It’s another simple logical trap. All Jesus did was contrast the teachings between Psalm 2 and Psalm 110.

H: I don’t get it.

P: Don’t worry about it. What do we do next? He’s still a threat?

S: We’re not finished yet. Everyone has a price. Everyone can be bought. If we can’t get Jesus directly then maybe we can get one of his followers to turn him over.

H: I’ve got a coin in my pocket. We only need 29 more!


Hymn: Christ the Life of All the Living, 339



Part 2

Reading: Mark 12:41-44
He sat down opposite the treasury, and watched the crowd putting money into the treasury. Many rich people put in large sums. 42A poor widow came and put in two small copper coins, which are worth a penny.43Then he called his disciples and said to them, “Truly I tell you, this poor widow has put in more than all those who are contributing to the treasury. 44For all of them have contributed out of their abundance; but she out of her poverty has put in everything she had, all she had to live on.”


Response (Pheme Perkins, The New Interpreter’s Bible, Volume VIII [Nashville, Abington Press] 683):
The contrast between this widow’s offering and all the others who are tossing in what they can spare exhibits the false values of a society that does not really offer sacrifice to God. Jesus has already told his disciples that persons must be willing to renounce their own desires, take up the cross, and become slaves of all in order to follow him. The widow’s story is an anticipation of Jesus’ own sacrifice of his life.


Reading: Mark 13:1-37
As he came out of the temple, one of his disciples said to him, “Look, Teacher, what large stones and what large buildings!” 2Then Jesus asked him, “Do you see these great buildings? Not one stone will be left here upon another; all will be thrown down.”
3When he was sitting on the Mount of Olives opposite the temple, Peter, James, John, and Andrew asked him privately, 4“Tell us, when will this be, and what will be the sign that all these things are about to be accomplished?” 5Then Jesus began to say to them, “Beware that no one leads you astray. 6Many will come in my name and say, ‘I am he!’ and they will lead many astray. 7When you hear of wars and rumors of wars, do not be alarmed; this must take place, but the end is still to come. 8For nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom; there will be earthquakes in various places; there will be famines. This is but the beginning of the birthpangs.
9“As for yourselves, beware; for they will hand you over to councils; and you will be beaten in synagogues; and you will stand before governors and kings because of me, as a testimony to them. 10And the good news must first be proclaimed to all nations. 11When they bring you to trial and hand you over, do not worry beforehand about what you are to say; but say whatever is given you at that time, for it is not you who speak, but the Holy Spirit. 12Brother will betray brother to death, and a father his child, and children will rise against parents and have them put to death;13and you will be hated by all because of my name. But the one who endures to the end will be saved.
“But when you see the desolating sacrilege set up where it ought not to be (let the reader understand), then those in Judea must flee to the mountains; 15the one on the housetop must not go down or enter the house to take anything away; 16the one in the field must not turn back to get a coat. 17Woe to those who are pregnant and to those who are nursing infants in those days! 18Pray that it may not be in winter. 19For in those days there will be suffering, such as has not been from the beginning of the creation that God created until now, no, and never will be. 20And if the Lord had not cut short those days, no one would be saved; but for the sake of the elect, whom he chose, he has cut short those days. 21And if anyone says to you at that time, ‘Look! Here is the Messiah!’ or ‘Look! There he is!’ —do not believe it. 22False messiahs and false prophets will appear and produce signs and omens, to lead astray, if possible, the elect. 23But be alert; I have already told you everything.
24“But in those days, after that suffering,
the sun will be darkened,
and the moon will not give its light,
25and the stars will be falling from heaven,
and the powers in the heavens will be shaken.
26Then they will see ‘the Son of Man coming in clouds’ with great power and glory. 27Then he will send out the angels, and gather his elect from the four winds, from the ends of the earth to the ends of heaven.
“From the fig tree learn its lesson: as soon as its branch becomes tender and puts forth its leaves, you know that summer is near. 29So also, when you see these things taking place, you know that he is near, at the very gates. 30Truly I tell you, this generation will not pass away until all these things have taken place. 31Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will not pass away.
32“But about that day or hour no one knows, neither the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. 33Beware, keep alert; for you do not know when the time will come. 34It is like a man going on a journey, when he leaves home and puts his slaves in charge, each with his work, and commands the doorkeeper to be on the watch. 35Therefore, keep awake—for you do not know when the master of the house will come, in the evening, or at midnight, or at cockcrow, or at dawn, 36or else he may find you asleep when he comes suddenly. 37And what I say to you I say to all: Keep awake.”


Response (Pheme Perkins, The New Interpreter’s Bible, Volume VIII [Nashville, Abington Press] 683):
Despite the carefully developed warnings Jesus gives, sectarian groups continue to preach that the end of the world is near. Survivalists sects stockpile arms, food, and other supplies so that members of the sect will be able to fight off the displaced humans created in the end-time turmoil. Instead of seeing that the wars, famines, disasters, and threats of conflict in today’s world are no different from those of Jesus’ time, survivalists assume that the present age is the beginning of the end.

Jesus teaches us that we have a different responsibility. The time of grace has always been. It is now. It always will be. All things are always in God’s hands. There is nothing we can do to stop it or to bring it forward. Our role is to live with absolute trust in God always.

Living some two millennia after these words were spoken, many Christians today assume that the word about watchfulness has no significance for them. Yet we all know that human life is fleeting. A young man was murdered o the streets of a large city merely for asking some youths why they were verbally tormenting an elderly man. The young man’s fiancée discovers that her whole world has dissolved. Fortunately, the last words they had exchanged concerned love and their hopes for the future. A young woman went to pick up her infant from his nap and discovered that he had died of Sudden Infant Death Syndrome. Unfortunately, her last interaction with the baby had been one of anger and frustration over the child’s fussing and crying. Both women are in terrible pain. They have been stripped of what they love most in the whole world. But the young mother has to face the nagging regret that she did not show her baby the love she feels for him in the last hours she spent with him. On a personal level, such stories remind us that we should be watchful as Christians. The early religious orders practiced a time of examining one’s conscience, in which all members assessed how their behavior of the day just past reflected (or neglected) the conduct expected of members of their order. Being a faithful Christian does not just “happen” like crabgrass or dandelions popping up in the lawn. It requires care, attention, and cultivation of an expert gardener.


Hymn: My Lord, What a Morning, 438

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